Stephen Colbert’s new book America Again: Re-Becoming The Greatness We Never Weren’t includes a d10 table for generating random medications. For example:

Singupatronium, which comes in a blue prescription bite stick, is a medication for juggler’s bladder madness. Prescott Pharmaceuticals introduced it to the world in a commercial taking place in a suburban living room with dancing ovulating women and a depressed, bouncing oval being. However, it was recalled due to angering Poseidon.