Chinese. Dragons. Don’t. Breath. Fire.
I’m just getting so tired of seeing this ish over and over.
I’m reminded of Kumail Nanjiani’s standup routine about Call of Duty, where a game that takes place in his hometown in Pakistan had the characters speak Arabic instead of Urdu, apparently because while spending 3 years and millions of dollars on making photorealistic 3D graphics, and they couldn’t be troubled to google “Pakistan language.”
So much effort put into a painting without being troubled to look up Chinese dragons on Wikipedia, for free, in like a minute.
via Kwii Draws Stuff
(no, we don’t get any money if you buy her shirt)
"It means I stab people for free when they ask questions like that."
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
I love that there is in fact a toy Popemobile to go with it.
A proposal to divide California into six states has received enough signatures to make the November 2016 ballot. Here’s how.
what the hell
who’s gonna pay for all those new rivers
but which one gets to keep the flag
imagine if they actually named a state silicon valley. the dark enlightenmetn is real
As a resident of Silicon Valley, oh god no. I don’t even want to think about what that would do. There are a lot of things I genuinely like about San Jose and the Bay Area, but there are way too many scary elements that would have proportionately more power in a Silicon Valley state. Plus that’s a godawful name for a state. Thankfully the article also mentions that 59% of Californians are against it.
A long awaited and asked a many times mash up has finally come to life!!! Our (Joe Hogan and I) Game of Adventures (Game of Thrones and Adventure Time) crossover has finally arrived! Ill definitely have prints of this guy at #sdcc this coming week! #gameofthrones #adventuretime #cartoonnetwork #mike4boom #jonsnow
Imagining BMO delivering Tyrion’s lines is hilarious but also hurting my head.
"A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid. ……Who wants to play video games?"